Basil Flint
Basil is a young man desperately trying to become a private investigator but failing at every turn. At his mother's urging, he recently moved to Seattle to get his dubious career off to a fresh start.
Comics: 106
First Appearance: #1.001: Breakfast Pastry
Mary Elizabeth Flaherty
Mary Elizabeth is a recent graduate from Northern Arizona University (go Lumberjacks) with a degree in elementary education. She moved to Seattle to escape her parents and find the kind of excitement she failed to discover at home.
Comics: 78
First Appearance: #1.001: Breakfast Pastry
Amanda Beaumont
Amanda is Seattle's favorite weather girl with delusions of grandeur. Dedicated to her career, she rarely makes time for fun, but still looks back wistfully at her mysterious adventures as a teenager.
Comics: 75
First Appearance: #1.025: Frozen Arctic
Andie Thompson
Andie is an eighteen-year-old girl trapped (both literally and figuratively) in the small town of Clark's Point, WA. Kept under lock and key by her sinister father for unknown reasons, she naturally seeks to rebel at every turn. That said, her well-armed security detail makes said rebellion rather difficult.
Comics: 66
First Appearance: #1.007: Bubbles
Felicity Flint
Felicity is the eldest sister in the Flint family, and - being only a year younger - was always Basil's best friend. She signed up with Agent Glenn to try and fulfill her dreams of being a secret agent.
Comics: 33
First Appearance: #1.013: Dominated
Sheriff Westlund
Comics: 32
First Appearance: #2.005: Nice Hat
Martina O'Reily
Martina is Felicity's best friend, and has always been considerably more practical than her cohort. She once dated Basil for far too long.
Comics: 31
First Appearance: #1.019: Refined Palate
Joshua
Josh is Andie's bodyguard, which she neither wants nor enjoys. He's on Jim's payroll.
Comics: 22
First Appearance: #1.007: Bubbles
Sophie Flint
Sophie is the youngest of the Flint siblings and a mad scientist by trade. Despite having only just started high school, she's already smarter than the rest of her family.
Comics: 19
First Appearance: #1.013: Dominated
Tim Eliot
Comics: 17
First Appearance: #2.011: Thursday
Jim Illiad
Jim is Andie's adoptive father. He murdered her biological parents when she was only a baby. Subsequently, Andie isn't particularly fond of him.
Comics: 14
First Appearance: #1.032: Shloooom
Alan Deckard
Alan was Andie's only friend in high school. They screwed around for a while. SPOILER ALERT: He was also a robot.
Comics: 10
First Appearance: #1.007: Bubbles
The Mayor
Comics: 8
First Appearance: #2.032: Fresh Face
Aristotle Blixen
Aristotle Blixen is the governor of Washington. He got elected years ago largely due to the help of filthy rich socialites with money to burn (like Amanda's father).
Comics: 7
First Appearance: #1.040: Aristotle Blixen
Alex Nightingale
Comics: 7
First Appearance: #2.015: Sell Me
Deputy Dan
Comics: 6
First Appearance: #2.001: Police Scanner
Jordan Flint
Jordan is Nicholle's twin sister. She's just a little too perky, and has a habit of breaking into song at the drop of a hat.
Comics: 5
First Appearance: #1.013: Dominated
Josselyn Hampton
Comics: 5
First Appearance: #2.010: Pardon Me
Nicholle Flint
Nicholle is Basil's second-youngest sister and has a general disdain for most things on Earth. Other than that, she's both a perfectly lovely person and an excellent bowler.
Comics: 4
First Appearance: #1.013: Dominated
Violet Lemieux
Violet is a fellow teacher at Mary Elizabeth's school. She has a moderately more successful social life than her friend.
Comics: 4
First Appearance: #1.089: Lonely Bliss
Agent Glenn
Agent Glenn used to be a secret agent, working for... somebody. He might've saved the world a couple times.
Comics: 3
First Appearance: #1.019: Refined Palate
Albert
Albert shoots people for other people that have enough money.
Comics: 3
First Appearance: #1.039: Big Fan
Sporkman
Sporkman was a superhero from the future that slept on Amanda's couch when she was a teenager. He's weird.
Comics: 3
First Appearance: #1.041: Catering Girls
Wendy Hampton
Comics: 3
First Appearance: #2.005: Nice Hat
Kickstarter People
Comics: 3
First Appearance: #219: Raptor Hollow
Totoro
Comics: 2
First Appearance: #1.058: Comfortable
Rebecca McDonald
Comics: 2
First Appearance: #2.025: Your Praise
Billy
Comics: 2
First Appearance: #2.036: Super 8
Robert Glutinum
Rob was Amanda's cameraman. That's about it.
Comics: 1
First Appearance: #1.025: Frozen Arctic
Robyn MacLeod-Flint
Robyn is the mother of all the various Flint children. She's not very fond of the name herself, though, as her husband was a cheating douchenozzle.
Comics: 1
First Appearance: #1.043: Q Branch
Gerald Lemieux
Comics: 1
First Appearance: #1.093: Superintendent
Satan
Comics: 1
First Appearance: #1.096: Cracking Good

